Ant Farm

Inside of my ant farm there are cows and chickens.

God Ticklish

Say theology scholars

Author's Note

Mike lost his virginity somewhere between "The Andy Griffith Show" and the quick embrace of French theory by the American intelligentsia.

Money-Saving Tip

Let’s say you’re buying a house. The house you want costs $400,000, but you only have $390,000. Where do you find the extra $10,000? Simple. Subtract $390,000 from $400,000, and you get $10,000.

Or, if you prefer, you can “negotiate.” If you do, don’t forget to take along a nail-studded baseball bat.