Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Ant Farm

Inside of my ant farm there are cows and chickens.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

God Ticklish

Say theology scholars

Friday, February 08, 2008

Author's Note

Mike lost his virginity somewhere between "The Andy Griffith Show" and the quick embrace of French theory by the American intelligentsia.

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Money-Saving Tip

Let’s say you’re buying a house. The house you want costs $400,000, but you only have $390,000. Where do you find the extra $10,000? Simple. Subtract $390,000 from $400,000, and you get $10,000.

Or, if you prefer, you can “negotiate.” If you do, don’t forget to take along a nail-studded baseball bat.