Thursday, December 25, 2008

Sex-Crazed Love Goddesses

It was still snowing. All the brown earth was covered with a blanket of snow. Mr. Martin shook the snow off his boots and set them by the fireplace to dry. Then he settled in an easy chair and drew close to the fire. He was cold after driving the team out from town. It was no night for even a dog to be out! A dog's bone should be given to him by the fire on a night like this, he thought. The cattle were warm in their barn, anyway. Just then Mr. Martin looked up and saw his wife coming through the door, a pan of hot sugar cookies in her hand. As he ate, he said, "Mary, if I could write a poem, I wouldn't write about winter coming and the crops all being in, or about white snow and a warm fire. The principal thing I'd write about would be your sugar cookies, hot out of the oven!"

Sunday, December 21, 2008

This Day In History

Alexander Hamilton, the first Secretary of the Treasury, founded the first bank of the United States. It was called "The First Bank of the United States."

Friday, December 19, 2008

Motto

Live free or buy.

Monday, December 15, 2008

Survey

In a milk drinking contest, is it okay to have one of the contestants drink chocolate milk?

Monday, December 08, 2008

The Most Dangerous Man in Publishing

http://www.newsweek.com/id/172555/page/1

Saturday, December 06, 2008

At the Movies

"Going Ape!" * (1981) Tony Danza, Chelsea Martin. A rich man's son has to babysit his father's three pet orangutans for five years in order to inherit $5 million.

"Monkeys, Go Home!" ** (1967) Tao Lin. The owner of a Chinese restaurant shocks his wife and neighbors by having trained monkeys wait on customers.

"Bones In My Ice Cream" (1985) Cloris Leachman, Blake Butler. A woman's husband goes into the restroom of a highway rest stop but does not come out.

"Free Ride" * (1986) Kevin Sampsell, Michael J. Fox. A preppie and his buddy stash mob money in the bottom of a nude statue at a girls' finishing school. 'R'

WE ASKED 100 COLLEGE STUDENTS A BIG 'Q'.

What car, out of all history, would you like to own? Here are the results.

-Gremlin 11
-Corvette 9
-Mustang 7
-Lincoln 4
-Pinto 2

There were more cars mentioned which didn't get enough votes (Confirmed - Ed.).

27-21 Bears Win

Been pouring rain until today. Bondoed the boat. Had a leak. Taking a drive down to Dreamland. P.K. made me a pie yesterday. I was at the bar watching the Raiders-Oilers game and boy was she pissed.

Monday, December 01, 2008

Stuyvesant Bee, Volume 1, Issue 71