Saturday, October 25, 2008

A pink elephant and a green kangaroo and two yellow snakes strolled up to the bar. "You're a little early, boys," said the bartender. "He ain't here yet."
MOOD: FrusTraTeD!!
MUSIC: Department of Eagles - Teenagers

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Thunk

Ryan Manning interview me, Prathna Lor, Tao Lin, and a bunch of other people here: http://metaphysicalthinking.blogspot.com/search/label/mike%20topp

Friday, October 17, 2008

Evergreen Review Reader 1957-1966

New Observations 96

New Observations 66

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Bombe for Dessert

He is afraid to go to the war zone but he has heard one restaurant there serves a great bombe.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Mike Topp

lives and works for the FBI in New York City. He celebrates his 75th birthday this Christmas.

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Stuyvesant Bee, Volume 1, Issue 69

Stuyvesant Bee, Volume 1, Issue 68

Things To Do In Hell

1. Stop finishing other people's sentences.
2. Volunteer as a part-time Santa.
3. Send your parents on a cruise to Purgatory.
4. Give Mussolini a hotfoot.
5. Order fifteen pizzas using Judas's name.
6. If you're in demon school, tell the teacher that Cerberus ate your homework.
7. Muse aloud, "So it's NOT the humidity, after all!"
8. Ask Charon if he has change for a twenty.
9. Get that mole looked at.
10. Complain that red is so ten minutes ago.