Monday, September 29, 2008

Care-Self Cocoa Butter

Care-Self Cocoa Butter can be used in a number of ways. You can use it to moisturize and revitalize the skin and you can use it as a sunscreen. But make sure you read the manufacturer’s, um...cautions. What’s wrong? Is it that little red dot? Let’s go inside then. Care-Self Cocoa Butter Cream can be used in a number of ways. You can use it to moisturize and revitalize the skin. Use your imagination...

Friday, September 26, 2008

Podcast

Iran and Iraq have still not reached an agreement today. Saudi Arabia is still undecided whether it's going to remain neutral or not. Another mosque was bombed today and now it's just a heap of rubble. One car ran into the back of another car and both exploded. Today it's fairly sunny. The weather outside is cloudy and bright. Armed peacekeepers today went into action… Peacekeepers charged with keeping peace with arms moved into the city today. Oil was volatile and the Chicago Bulls edged the Bears 108-101 in overtime. Over time the Chicago Bears edged the Bulls 108-101 today. One car ran into another and they both exploded. They blew up another mosque and now it's just a heap of rubble. Construction has begun on another mosque. Armed peacekeepers are still keeping the peace. Oil was volatile today. Saudi Arabia and Iraq have still not reached an agreement and Iran has remained neutral. Locally, another mosque was bombed today. Virtually demolished it. There's nothing left but a heap of rubble. Iran and Iraq have still not reached an agreement. Saudi Arabia has remained neutral. The peacekeepers arrived bearing arms. None of them are unarmed. Oil was volatile according to a bulletin from OPEC or whatever it is—the organization of eleven oil-producing nations. In Saudi Arabia today one car ran into another car and both of them exploded. They blew up another mosque—virtually demolished it. There's nothing left but a heap of rubble.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Dad

A fortuneteller told Dad that he would die September 9, 1998. The day came and went and Dad, who had died eight months previously, had the last laugh.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Castle

When my father first heard I bought a castle, his eyes got wide, his coffee cup came down. I said to him, Look Dad, don’t get upset—it’s not real flashy like the kind you usually see advertised on TV. But Dad didn’t adjust to it at all, frankly. He’s really old-fashioned.

Friday, September 19, 2008

FREE BEER!!!

Oops! That was a typo. We meant to say wtf.

Monday, September 15, 2008

Warning

A word with seven letters.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Plog Bost:

Dear fiary - you cant win...! Just win your expecting it high and inside it comes to you low and away!!!! What's UP with that. Win you think the heat is off you relax for for just a second and thats win they nail you. But you’re obsessed and you fight back with all you've got because you only go around once in life and second best is not enough.
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Monday, September 08, 2008

Parachute

If you ever jump out of a plane, and your parachute doesn't open, don't worry. Worry won't get you anywhere.

Friday, September 05, 2008

This Day in History

Fifteen years ago today middle-aged men began to say “Back in the day.”