Monday, May 21, 2007

The Ten Commandments, In No Particular Order

6, 7, 10, 4, 9, 3, 1, 8, 5

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Shuzan's Fat Stomach

Shuzan took off his T-shirt and said: “If you call this a fat stomach, you oppose its reality. If you do not call it a fat stomach, you ignore the fact. Now what do you want to call this?”

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Scooby-Doo

A monk asked Ummon: "What is Buddha?"

Ummon answered him: "Scooby-Doo."

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Fin-de-Siecle

Sometimes
everything
seems
like
um, whatever.