Saturday, January 27, 2007


I dreamed I was one of two doctors in a hospital emergency room (the other was a female). A large ex-convict tried to convince us that he had a wooden leg and a real foot. Both of us talked him out of this delusion with a little mild force. We threw his wooden leg away and didn't report it and that might have cost us our jobs.

Note: When I originally saw the wooden leg on the ex-convict, I tried not to let on that I knew--in fact, I tried to hide it from the woman doctor.

Tuesday, January 23, 2007


I dreamed that William Wegman wrote me a letter:

Dear Mike,

I'm sorry I called you an idiot. I'm not very good at names.

Yours truely,
William Wegman

Monday, January 22, 2007


I dreamed I was flying a kite in an empty gymnasium except for three people.

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Overheard Phrase

"A flock of false teeth."