Friday, December 29, 2006


The only good thing I can think of to say about Champipple (champagne + ripple) is that it made me think that maybe I had been too hard on Sankaccino.

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Them Hot Dogs

How about Them Hot Dogs,
Ain’t they neat?
Little piece of bread,
Little piece of meat.

Sunday, December 24, 2006


um, whatever.

Friday, December 22, 2006

Christmas Card from My Brother

Dear Mike,

A deer like the one on the front of this card got hit by a car on Hobson Road a few weeks ago. It then ran through the sliding glass doors in the apartment of Al Olson's. The cops came and shot it because it got trapped inside and was wrecking the place. It made the Progress. Merry Christmas.

Love, Randy

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Socially Conscious

No animals
were injured or killed
in the writing
of this poem.


Sometimes I think that my life is like a tapestry, being woven by God and history on an enchanted loom. And then I think, “Hey, how much is this thing going to cost?”


Jesus Christ is the most valuable prayer in America, a recent poll shows.