Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Pride

Pride is like a chicken sitting on a heat lamp, or like a cue ball in your underwear. You don't even care, do you?

Sunday, November 19, 2006

Heartbreaking

About ten years after I was adopted, my stepmother said something that brought tears to my eyes. She said, "No hablo Ingles."

Saturday, November 11, 2006

We Need to Talk

"We need to talk," said the ventriloquist's dummy.

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

My Father

My father was a snowman. He got depressed and blew his brains out with a hair dryer.