Sunday, September 24, 2006
I don't have a pet. If I could have one, I would like a troll. I would name my troll Kevin. The thing I would most enjoy doing with Kevin is watching him have sex with other trolls.
Tuesday, September 19, 2006
Why is the Pope upset? While washing dishes at a retreat for priests, he stumbled upon them watching a porno movie. What would make the Pope happy? If priests realized a clean soul is like a clean plate: You can see yourself in it. Failing this: Paper plates.
Friday, September 15, 2006
You Better Have a Seat
You better have a seat. I just saw your X-rays and you're in serious trouble. We don't know how you did it but you've got a cell phone in you.
Monday, September 11, 2006
We are starting a new summer blood drive at our company and would like your support. We need blood but if you can't contribute in that way we need people to tend the booths.