Sunday, September 24, 2006

My Pet

I don't have a pet. If I could have one, I would like a troll. I would name my troll Kevin. The thing I would most enjoy doing with Kevin is watching him have sex with other trolls.

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Fugitive Pope

Why is the Pope upset? While washing dishes at a retreat for priests, he stumbled upon them watching a porno movie. What would make the Pope happy? If priests realized a clean soul is like a clean plate: You can see yourself in it. Failing this: Paper plates.

Friday, September 15, 2006

You Better Have a Seat

You better have a seat. I just saw your X-rays and you're in serious trouble. We don't know how you did it but you've got a cell phone in you.

Monday, September 11, 2006

Blood Drive

We are starting a new summer blood drive at our company and would like your support. We need blood but if you can't contribute in that way we need people to tend the booths.

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Favorite Dog

My favorite
dog plays
poker.